What is your Scorpio cat's horoscope?

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’re a highly social cat, and even if you’re not allowed outdoors, you’ll find a way. This gives you a chance to cheat on your owner and to find some temporary new ones. You’ll have the opportunity to eat several times a day, which can puzzle your human. Your scorpio zodiac sign is of the water, and so you tend to be more emotional and intuitive than other signs.

You won’t hesitate to grab any advantage, but if someone tries to pet you without consent, you’ll quickly swat them. You’re the boss here, not them. You can also sense when there is something wrong with a situation, so you are a cat who is going to have a long long life.

You’re a cat who can also be a little bit lazy. It’s important to play with your humans when they toss that toy. Humans need their exercise, so you’ll want to bat that toy around and help them to chase it. You also make a great lap cat, so be sure to sit on your human’s lap more frequently. It’ll make up for you disappearing over night, last week.

Your ruling planet is Mars, which can make you stealthy and power hungry. You are always the boss in your home. If you lay claim to an item of your humans, whether it’s the couch, bed, or countertop, it’s now yours to own!

Your human may think that you’re simply watching them, but there’s more to it than that. You are sitting there, analyzing the situation. Do you think that you can use mind over matter and instill thoughts into your human’s brain? Of course you can! That means that tomorrow, your human will be bringing home that super comfy kitty cat bed that you saw advertised on TV, only to snub it and sleep in the box it came in instead!

You are a highly social cat and do get along with others and dogs, most of the time. But it’s important to know that they know you are the boss! They must obey your every command. If you could sit on top of a throne, you would. You have tried to in the past, but then the human needs to use the toilet, so you’ve been obligated to jump down.

This year is going to be a good one for you, as Mars will have a closer approach to the Earth. This means that you’ll be more in tune with your life.